Saturday, February 16, 2013

My Personal Opinion: Warm Bodies

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is me reviewing Warm Bodies.
Score: 8.5 out of 10
To be honest here,I really hated Life Of Pi. It's not a bad movie it's just that if you have read the book, the movie does not change anything and is extremely boring. I read the book Warm Bodies before seeing the movie Warm Bodies and well good thing I did that. It's made way differently than the book and I say this in the best way possible. The direction and writing is strong too. My only riff with the movie is that someone's memories are in a first person perspective. Damn that's confusing.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Critics Consensus:Beautiful Creatures

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a Beautiful Creatures a new movie based off the hit book.
I have some friends who have read the book Beautiful Creatures. When they heard it was gonna be a movie they were wild with excitement. However when the trailer came out their expectations dropped like a pencil in chili. Luckily Beautiful Creatures is not horrible. It's actually the best movie of this week. But that's like saying that this turd doesn't smell as bad as the other one. (A Good Day To Die Hard you're a turd)
It's nicely cast as The Hollywood Reporter reported but the film itself is unentertaining and too long as critics such as Rolling Stone,WaffleMovies.com,New York Magazine and Christian Science Monitor said. So if you want to see this movie here's some good news. It's not as bad as Twilight.
Overall only see this movie if you want to.
Beautiful Creatures is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus: A Good Day To Die Hard

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new Die Hard movie.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Is the sound that fans said when the director for the last Die Hard movie was announced. It was also a PG-13 movie in which you can't say motherf*cker which you need to say in a Die Hard movie. Fans were ready to be disappointed. A Good Day To Die Hard's director was announced a year ago and fans had an even longer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why? This director (John Moore) directed Max Payne. That is known as one of the worst films of all time. 
Sadly, A Good Day To Die Hard will be known as one of the most disappointing sequels of all time. I do not even want to explain how Badass Digest said that it sucked or that ReviewsOnTheRun's Ben Bolea said that the film was repetitive and made by stupid people for stupid people. Or that Village Voice said The movie is constructed like a window some kid broke and then tried to glue back together. I do not have words to explain my hatred for John Moore. Thanks for ruining a franchise.
Overall do not see this movie.
A Good Day To Die Hard (Sniff) is rated R.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Critics Consensus: Aliens: Colonial Marines

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Aliens: Colonial Marines a new game based off the Aliens franchise by Gearbox the creators of Borderlands. Oooh.
Gearbox Software is an amazing company. However they have their faults. For instance taking on multiple projects at a time (Sambi De Amigo and Borderlands) and (Duke Nukem Forever, Borderlands-2). Well when you put a lot of focus on one game and not on the other it's kind of like school. You will get a bad grade.
50-Metacritic,40-Game Informer, 4.5-IGN,30-Eurogamer. I wish I was joking. This game is lower rated than Duke Nukem Forever. Yep I said it. The physics are horrible as SmoshGames presented in Nope Or Dope., 3DJuegos hated the repetitive gameplay, and Machinima said that it was the biggest disappointment of the year. 
Overall do not get this game. The only redeeming quality is the OK Multiplayer.
Aliens:Colonial Marines is rated M.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Critics Consensus: Fire Emblem: Awakening

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new Fire Emblem game.

Fire Emblem: Awakening is a noticeable release for any Nintendo 3DS owner. Why? Well it was originally supposed to be released as a launch title for the 3DS back in 2011 then was delayed to early 2012 and was delayed another year to Q1 2013. It's finally out of development hell and surprisingly it has a 91 on Metacritic. That means universal acclaim.
Fire Emblem: Awakening is so good that there has not been a single negative review for it. Not even a review that is an 8.0! It was called the reason to buy a 3DS from The Escapist, IGN said that it had the best production value for a 3DS game yet, and NintendoWorldReport praised the fluid gameplay and not encountering a single glitch or bug in the whole game. Lastly GamesBeat praised the writing.
Overall I think you should buy this game. If your'e birthday is coming up and you do not have a 3DS. Well it's pretty obvious the first game you should purchase.
Fire Emblem :Awakening is rated T.