Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Critics Consensus: Gears Of War:Judgement

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new Gears Of War game.


Just like Halo 4 a franchise is being milked again. But instead of staying with that now unhealthy cow they will go to a new cow. People Can Fly. The question is it better than Halo 4 or worse than Halo 4. Or is it the same. That could happen too.
First of all let's go to the graphics. Machinima called them beautiful and ReviewsOnTheRun said that the enemies looked the best of any game in the franchise.
For story, nothing is spectacular. The new character Sofia is cool but Baird can be really unlikable. However the end is interesting as it points to the first Gears.
The gameplay is great as Strategy Informer said  the campaign is only 6-7 hours and the last few levels are very linear and tedious. As IGN Italy said the multiplayer was fun and enthralling but could have used more modes.
Overall get this game if you want to. It's not amazing but it's not a disappointment.
Gears Of War Judgement is rated M.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Critics Consensus:Starcraft II:Heart Of The Swarm

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a StarCraft II expansion pack.
So let's say you are a avid PC gamer if you are not one already. The servers on SimCity are down and you just finished TombRaider. Well if you have Starcraft 2 I have some good news for you. There's a new expansion pack that's getting really good reviews.
 For the multiplayer Vandal Online said that it  was enthralling,Edge Magazine called the single player massively enjoyable and 3DJuegos said that the campaign was solid. So ya. Here you go. Are you happy yet? 
Overall get this game.
Starcraft 2:Heart Of The Swarm is rated T.


Critics Consensus:Spring Breakers

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Spring Breakers a movie which it's two major selling points are Skrillex and cleavage.  Well this movie is going to go good at the box office.

Well this movie is getting good reviews. That's surprising to me. Like I know Harmony Korine is a great director and all that but I expected this film to get bad reviews. If you see the trailer you know what I mean. But it's getting good reviews. Imma gonna clap my hands forever because two perverted titles that have come out this week are getting good reviews. CLAP CLAP CLAP.
At least one critic agreed with me by saying that this film was just Girls Gone Wild.  Thank you New York Post. But then again two critics gave it a 10\10 for it being hilariously funny. It's also Saints Row 3 over the top. OK this is changing my opinion a little bit.
Overall see this movie if you want to.
Spring Breakers is rated R.

Critics Consensus: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the Talladega Nights of a magician. If you know what I mean.

Steve Carell,Steve Buschemi,Jim Carrey and Alan Arkin. They're magicians. So how can this movie possibly fail? I hate this quote because it does not mean jack. A script means everything actors, meh.... Just look at Rotten Tomatoes  I am significantly disappointed.
Time Magazine said it was semi-bad and sometimes it was funny but usually the script fails in every direction because it's not funny enough, predictable and gripping. Like how I have not even seen the movie and I already know the ending. It's like a Megamind script.
Overall only see this movie if you want to. A-List Actors do not mean its a good movie and plus all the laughs are in the trailer.
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone is rated PG-13.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Critics Consensus: Darkstalkers Ressurrection

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a game based off the Darkstalkers anime!

Despite the interesting boxart for this game, (I expect that if a box art for a game is all the characters getting shoved into what looks like the antagonists breast, It's probably gonna be a bad game.) But who knows the game is getting good reviews and I don't even what Darkstalkers is and maybe that's what the series is about. Pretty f*cked up series if you ask me.
Anyway the game has been getting good reviews as Skullgirls so that's a good sign. If it's just as good as Skullgirls as Metro Game Central said. That means it would be original,fun and innovative. However it's also the same as Skullgirls with that boxart.
Overall get this game if your'e a fan I guess? I need to cover something over than God Of War so...
Darkstalkers: Resurrection is rated T.