Thursday, March 28, 2013

Critics Consensus:Terraria

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the port of Terraria!
Well 505 Games bought the Terraria license. They did just what 4J did to it. Make a port for Xbox 360. However could this be better than Minecraft:Xbox 360 Edition. The only thing different? Playstation 3 support with a new boss and features. Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition came with half of the PC's features more or less. 
Eurogamer Italy praised the controls something that Minecraft Xbox 360 Edition didn't have.It's addicting as Nowgamer praised and the only problems are that it's hard (not a problem if you want a challenge) and the graphics are not great. But it's Terraria. What do you expect?

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Critics Consensus: Bioshock Infinite

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the big one the one and only,

This March has sucked. Tomb Raider was good, God Of War: Acension was same old,same new, and Gears Of War:Judgement was a disappointment. I can hear the sound of gamers praying that Bioshock Infinite will meet their expectations.
Bioshock Infinite does not meet your expectations. Instead it will pick your expectations up and throw a fire grenade into it and then cut it into pieces with a machete. Bioshock Infinite has become one of the highest rated games of all time. So you do not need to bring out your Game Of The Year's IGN,Spike,Kotaku and more. You can just say it in front of our face. Nothing, absolutely nothing, can beat Bioshock Infinite. In order to compete with it's absurdly fun gameplay (as praised by Revision3 Games) it's amazing ending (as said by Sourcefed's Buy Or Die) and it's attention to detail and racial and sexist terms at that time. Bioshock Infinite has won 20 10\10's. Now that is something special.
Overall you have to get this game. Now if you bought The Walking Dead:Survival Instinct instead well you are gonna meet my fist.
Bioshock Infinite is rated M.



Saturday, March 23, 2013

Critics Consensus: The Walking Dead:Survival Instinct

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new cashgrab. This explains why I hate Activision more than EA.
Back in January a leaked trailer for the Walking Dead Survival Instinct popped up. It made it look like crap. No proper aiming system, worst AI ever, and horrible graphics. We all thought that this would be the worst game of the year. Then Alien:Colonial Marines comes out and we're like: nothing can be worse than that. WE WERE WRONG.
The reason Aliens:Colonial Marines was not sent into the depths of the Underworld was that it had multiplayer. Not the best multiplayer but every little bit helps. The Walking Dead:Survival Instinct has no multiplayer and horrible graphics. Kotaku complained about that crusty compass in the left of your screen and how the game is broken in every way. Also Game Informer complained about the plot and repetitive gameplay.
Overall if you have this game use the disc as a frisbee.
The Walking Dead:Survival Instinct is rated M.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Critics Consensus: Olympus Has Fallen

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new generic action movie. Yay.....
Olympus Has Fallen has been getting a lot of flack because White House Down has been coming out in the same period with the same plot. So Olympus Has Fallen has been doing whatever they can to stand out. Well looks like Olympus Has Fallen Has Fallen.
Olympus Has Fallen is way to over the top with about 10000000 bullets in the first hour as ReviewsOnTheRun complained. The acting is crap as Movie Nation said but it's fun if you are not expecting anything.
Overall only see this movie if you want to.
Olympus Has Fallen is rated R.


Critics Consensus:The Croods

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The Croods is aspiring to be a family friendly fun movie about the world's first modern family. Paramount and Dreamworks are trying to step it up after Madagascar 3 and Ice Age 4 proved well at the box office. The question that begs is will this film succeed?
The Croods barely catches the arrow. Film.com praised that it was heart-warming and that it exceeded their low expectations. However the animation is not very good as The New York Times said. At least some kids will appreciate the voice acting which is sub-par.
Overall see this movie if you have kids.
The Croods is rated PG.