Friday, May 25, 2012

Critics Consensus: Chernobyl Diaries

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Chernobyl Diaries a new horror thriller from the people that directed Paranormal Activity.
Well bad news for fans of Paranormal Activity, this is the crappiest movie of the week. Why you ask well I have proof not only is Chernobyl Diaries short on suspense and originality,not as scary as most horror movies,dumb and boring. Oh and MovieLine,The A.V. Club,USA Today,The New York Times, and Slate hated it, the highest score for it is a 67. 
Overall wipe this movie away from your mind. You should never see this ever. Even if you are a bad person you do not deserve this atrocious movie.


 Chernobyl Diaries is rated R.

Critics Consensus: Mario Tennis Open

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Mario Tennis Open the newest Mario sports game.
Mario has created a bucketload of sports games,literally. So when Nintendo though about it why not release a 3D tennis Mario? Well, Mario Tennis Open has been getting OK reviews. On the plus side was ReviewsOnTheRun,GameInformer, and Gaming Age.  On the negative side was DigitalSide, Gamespot, and Games Radar. All critics felt the game was fun and enjoyable and it did not have those annoying perks there is in every Mario sports game. Though almost all critics also said that the game didn't offer enough content for 40$. 
Overall if you are a Mario fan what are you waiting for? If you own a 3DS and need a good sports game, just please rent this. 40$ isn't worth 2 hours of gameplay.


Mario Tennis Open is rated E.

Critics Consensus: Men In Black III

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Men In Black 3 the sequel to 2001's Men In Black 2.
Men In Black is one of those franchises that Hollywood turns to when they need a new movie specifically a blockbuster,now in 2012 Men In Black 3 is here after 9 years of waiting. Well the critics consensus for Men In Black III is meh. Entertianment Weekly,New York Times, Time Out New York, and USA Today loved the movie. They liked it because of good acting, funny jokes and it is actually fun to watch. Almost every critics specified in their review is that Josh Brolin's performance was amazing even if they hated the movie. An example of a critic who hated it was Time. They thought the movies scenes were trash and not in the correct order. 
Overall if you liked the first Men In Black you may be a bit disappointed but believe me you will not waste your time. If you hated Men In Black II don't see this. Lastly if you have not seen any of the Men In Black movies this is an okay start. Just watch the first  Men In Black too. That movie is much better than this.


Men In Black 3 is rated PG-13.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Critics Consensus:Dragon's Dogma

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Dragon's Dogma a new role-playing game made by a surprising developer, Capcom.
Capcom is mostly known for making fighting games and a lot's of them. Then a new IP rolls in that shows that Capcom is making a RPG. People are suprised. Well they should be even more because Dragon's Dogma turned out OK. Gamer.no gave it a surprising 9\10 praising it for it's gripping gameplay and that it's really fun. Though one of the few negative reviews was Joystiq with a 4\10 they said the game had oppressive flaws. The regular critics consensus is that Dragon's Dogma has a few flaws here and there and there is little online functionality but overall it is mostly fun for what it is.
Overall if you want to get this game of course by all means. Though if you aren't sure that you need 60$ burned out of your wallet just pass.


Dragon's Dogma is rated M.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Critics Consensus: Lovely Molly

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Lovely Molly a new haunted house horror movie.
The Lovely Molly has some pretty interesting things about it.  The movie is directed by the same guy (Eduardo Sanchez) the same guy who wrote and directed the cult classic horror movie "The Blair Witch Project." That has a 85% on Rotten Tomatoes. This does not stand close to The Blair Witch Project. Lovely Molly currently holds a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 50 on Metacritic. As far as the critics reviews shows you are either going to love it or hate it. New York Times said that it generated suspense without blowing the special effects budget and a few critics agreed that it had a good script considering the pacing. Most critics such as Stephen Witty complained about the film's shaky camera angle. The funny thing is every critic agreed that The Blair Witch Project was far more superior to this.
Overall if you really want to see this movie you might like it. Though if you hate it you wasted 1hour and 39 minutes  that you could've spent watching The Blair Witch Project.
Lovely Molly is rated R.