Saturday, March 16, 2013

Critics Consensus:Starcraft II:Heart Of The Swarm

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a StarCraft II expansion pack.
So let's say you are a avid PC gamer if you are not one already. The servers on SimCity are down and you just finished TombRaider. Well if you have Starcraft 2 I have some good news for you. There's a new expansion pack that's getting really good reviews.
 For the multiplayer Vandal Online said that it  was enthralling,Edge Magazine called the single player massively enjoyable and 3DJuegos said that the campaign was solid. So ya. Here you go. Are you happy yet? 
Overall get this game.
Starcraft 2:Heart Of The Swarm is rated T.


Critics Consensus:Spring Breakers

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Spring Breakers a movie which it's two major selling points are Skrillex and cleavage.  Well this movie is going to go good at the box office.

Well this movie is getting good reviews. That's surprising to me. Like I know Harmony Korine is a great director and all that but I expected this film to get bad reviews. If you see the trailer you know what I mean. But it's getting good reviews. Imma gonna clap my hands forever because two perverted titles that have come out this week are getting good reviews. CLAP CLAP CLAP.
At least one critic agreed with me by saying that this film was just Girls Gone Wild.  Thank you New York Post. But then again two critics gave it a 10\10 for it being hilariously funny. It's also Saints Row 3 over the top. OK this is changing my opinion a little bit.
Overall see this movie if you want to.
Spring Breakers is rated R.

Critics Consensus: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the Talladega Nights of a magician. If you know what I mean.

Steve Carell,Steve Buschemi,Jim Carrey and Alan Arkin. They're magicians. So how can this movie possibly fail? I hate this quote because it does not mean jack. A script means everything actors, meh.... Just look at Rotten Tomatoes  I am significantly disappointed.
Time Magazine said it was semi-bad and sometimes it was funny but usually the script fails in every direction because it's not funny enough, predictable and gripping. Like how I have not even seen the movie and I already know the ending. It's like a Megamind script.
Overall only see this movie if you want to. A-List Actors do not mean its a good movie and plus all the laughs are in the trailer.
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone is rated PG-13.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Critics Consensus: Darkstalkers Ressurrection

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a game based off the Darkstalkers anime!

Despite the interesting boxart for this game, (I expect that if a box art for a game is all the characters getting shoved into what looks like the antagonists breast, It's probably gonna be a bad game.) But who knows the game is getting good reviews and I don't even what Darkstalkers is and maybe that's what the series is about. Pretty f*cked up series if you ask me.
Anyway the game has been getting good reviews as Skullgirls so that's a good sign. If it's just as good as Skullgirls as Metro Game Central said. That means it would be original,fun and innovative. However it's also the same as Skullgirls with that boxart.
Overall get this game if your'e a fan I guess? I need to cover something over than God Of War so...
Darkstalkers: Resurrection is rated T.



Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Critics Consensus: God Of War:Ascension

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new God Of War game!
So uh Kratos is back in the seventh God Of War game and he's the angriest person on Earth. Sony probably had to introduce some new technology so that this anger can actually exist in entertainment. The only reason this is an important release is the first time God Of War has had multiplayer. Ooh's and Ahh's are here now.
So let's jump right into it. The multiplayer has been said by SmoshGames that it is fun and innovative but the scoring system is poor and you do not win for getting a lot of kills. 
The story is good but it's more of the same regular God Of War as SourceFed's Steven Zaragoza explained.  Multiplayer.it said it was less epic than the other games which is something God Of War is known for. But it is fun when guts and gore fly onto the screen.
The plot is regular and not anything special and the sound is not good with some sounds missing from the actual game. The graphics are good with beautiful vistas but the game forces you to look at them so if you do not care, sorry.
Overall get this game if you want to.
God Of War:Ascension is rated M.