Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Critics Consensus:Goat Simulator

Hi! We are Critics Consensus.  We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the all new perfectly appropriate game for April Fools day,Goat Simulator!
A alpha footage of a crazy stupid game was uploaded to Reddit one day. People demanded it to be a real game. The game got new features such as giraffes and tongues and soon the game was available for pre-order. And then the game finally came out. On April Fools. I swear this isn't a joke. Thus is the story of Goat Simulator.
Goat Simulator has a 67 on Metacritic and that's really not surprising because noone was really expecting it to be a Ocarina Of Time or Half Life 2 here. It's got a super short sandbox,glitches up the wazoo and no polish. So in reality it's a pretty piss poor game. However it's Goat Simulator and Goat Simulator is probably one of the most spontaneously funny games ever. GOAT!
Overall only goat this game if you want to.
Goat Simulator is rated Goat.