Friday, February 22, 2013

Critics Consensus: Assassin's Creed 3: The Tyranny Of George Washington-Infamy

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Assassin's Creed DLC.
Assassin's Creed 3 was not a bad game but just a disappointment. You could not play as Connor until 11 hours in! Nerd Rage. Anyway Assassin's Creed 3: Liberation was also a disappointment. And then they announce Assassin's Creed 3 DLC. Please don't screw it up Ubisoft please don't- (Looks at Metacritic Score) GOD DA-
Console Monster said that the plot did not make any sense and was too minimal to the gameplay,and Eurogamer complained about how there was no vast open world and little AI like birds and bears. It's fun and  stuff I guess just only for a fan.
Overall only get this game if you wanna.
Assassins Creed 3: The Tyranny Of King Washington is rated M.

Critics Consensus: Snitch

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new movie with The Rock.
I had a joke I told my friends that you know when you are an idiot when you trip over a rock and sue it and the rock wins. Then one of my friends suggested that it depended on which type of rock you trip over. A regular piece of sediment from a sidewalk or the action movie superstar The Rock. He would probably win because he can buy all these lawyers from all these generic movies he makes and gets paid for.
Snitch. Nothing too new or interesting. It's better than most generic "OMMA GOD MY SONS GOT DA DRUGS AND NOW IMMMA GONNA BE IN THE SLAMMER IF I DONT KILL THESE BADDIES". But it's slightly better than that as critic from ReviewsOnTheRun Scott C Jones said.
Overall do not see this movie.
Snitch is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus: Bless Me Ultima

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Bless Me Ultima a new drama movie based off a controversial Mexican novel.
To be honest when I saw the trailer for Bless Me Ultima. I was a little bit confused. It looked like one of those movies that comes out of nowhere and wins a bunch of Oscars. Was I unaware of that? I looked at all the nominations. Then I realized it's based off a controversial Mexican novel and too be honest I knew it would be the only good movie coming out this week. The trailer looked like it was too good to be true.
The Hollywood Reporter said that this movie would please moviegoers, Christian Science Monitor praised the scene pacing and writing saying that it might be a tearjerker, and the movie itself is gripping. The only problem is that the movie is too short a rare problem of films which are 2-2 and a half hours long.
Overall see this movie.
Bless Me Ultima is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus: Dark Skies

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new horror movie from the creators of Paranormal Activity and Insidious. Both of those aren't very good so...
"From the creators of Paranormal Activity" is the new tagline for every movie out there. They probably are not lying it's just they probably mean the guy who was the brother of the guy who wrote the movie or the janitor for the stages. Trust me. I knew this when I saw the tagline for Space Chimps.
This movie is not horrible with a 31% because nothing is worse than A Good Day To Die Hard, Movie 43 or any other piece of crap that came out in the past few weeks. The New York Post called it a little scary, and Alfonso Duralde said that the script was smart, but the acting fails on every level and you have to genuinely be a horror movie buff to enjoy this.
Overall only see this if you want to.
Dark Skies is rated PG-13.