Sunday, May 26, 2013

Critics Consensus:The Hangover Part III

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the last Hangover movie.
It's funny because The Hangover is a dead cow and they are still churning milk out of it. Except the milk's all bloody and rotten. That would explain the 21 on Rotten Tomatoes and the 31 rating on Metacritic.
Hangover III is not good. Potty,sexual and stupid humour ensues. It tries so hard as The Ooh Tray said but oh it does not have the slightest miniscule clue about what the word fail means. And that's what this movie is.
Overall don't see this movie.
The Hangover Part III is rated R.

Critics Consensus:Epic

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new animated movie from the creators of Ice Age! I'm getting less and less excited each word.
Blue Sky is getting more popular each year. Yes they are not PIXAR, but they are getting more and more popular. Well at least they are bringing in a new franchise. (Looking at you Dreamworks)
Let's face it. Epic is your average kids movie. With a 54 and a 63% its not going to fully engage you as Newark Star Ledger said but if you want the kids to get out of the house, this and a amusement park would work really well.
Overall only see this movie if you want to.
Epic is rated PG.


Critics Consensus:Fast & Furious 6

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the new Fast & Furious movie!
Fast & Furious series is one of the biggest action series ever. And every movie gets better for some reason unlike most franchises. Cough,Ice Age,Cough.
When you see a Fast & Furious movie. Your side effects are stupid. This movie is long. (Source:Scott C Jones) But however critics can easily turn their brain off. 72%? 61 On Metacritic? I think you know what you have to do.
Overall see this if you want to. You can argue with yourself if it's a waste of time, if you don't have finals tommorow try it.
Fast & Furious 6 is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus:Fast & The Furious:Showdown

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the new Fast & The Furious game!

Have you played Aliens:Colonial Marines? Star Trek? How about Walking Dead:Survival Instinct? You have probably played one of those. Guess what? There's something worse than that. It's right in front of you.
The graphics. OOH, The Graphics. It looks like an Xbox launch title as IGN said. It's short and can be completed in less than two hours. The gameplay is repetitive and cars fly around like eggs. Just watch a gameplay video. Your mouth will drop to the ground.
Overall NO NO NO!
Fast & Furious:Showdown is rated T.