Tuesday, August 5, 2014

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Sadly I no longer have the time to continue this blog. I may go back to it one point in the future but aslong as this message is up, it is on hiatus.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Critics Consensus:Transformers:Age Of Extinction

Hi! We are Critics Consensus.  We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the new Transformers movie!! Yay for originality....
As crazy as it sounds Transformers is actually a pretty big franchise and it absolutely kills the box office during the summer. But back in 2011 Dark Of The Moon came out which kind of ended the franchise right then and there. But Hollywood still needs money!!! So Transformers is back with new actors and yes this isn't a joke. DINOSAUR ROBOTS!!
However it doesn't help the experience one bit. Age Of Extinction has a 31 on Metacritic and an 18% on RottenTomatoes which is considerably weak any way you put it.Sure the action,special effects,and explosive moments are there but the movie really has no depth besides that. Entertainment Weekly stated that two more of these films are life threateningly bad and other critics such as Miami Herald complained that it was TOO FRIGGIN LONG. Either way this movie has dumpster quality everything from acting to script so please please don't see this movie.
Transformers:Age Of Extinction is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus:Shovel Knight

Hi! We are Critics Consensus.  We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the all new 8 bit inspired Shovel Knight!!
It's pretty much obvious now that all third party WiiU support has vanished so what is there to look forward to besides first party games? Well theres a couple of indies scattered around such as Blok Drop U,Ittle Dew,Stick It To The Man, and SHOVEL KNIGHT!!!
Shovel Knight?!? It sounds dumb but just watch the video above this text and read all the astonishing reviews. Even IGN said during their Game Scoop that it was a serious contender for Game Of The Year and the reviews certainly make it out to be. It's a true testament to the power of old school gaming and how it should never be forgotten and Cobrainon Games also said that you should buy BOTH versions because this one is essential on the go. Who knew the indie hit of 2014 would be on the WiiU?
Preposterous.
Overall get this game. 
Shovel Knight is rated E10+.


Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Critics Consensus:Valiant Hearts:The Great War

Hi! We are Critics Consensus.  We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the all new artsy Ubisoft game based off of the horrors of war,Valiant Hearts!
Say what you want about Ubisoft and all the controversy surrounding the Watch Dogs hype,lack of female characters,and micro transactions in The Division. Because when these people put their mind to it they can create some amazing beautiful stuff. First we got Rayman Legends. Next was Child Of Light. And now Valiant Hearts.
Valiant Hearts:The Great War is an art piece. Digitally Downloaded praised how it took a new direction of how war is portrayed in games and how it is really never fun and Eurogamer Italy praised how the game also took a spin at human nature. It's also received and 82 on Metacritic and 3 9\10s. This game is an artistic masterpiece to say the least and we should support Ubisoft to make more games like this. So go buy it right now.
Yes I mean now. Steam,XBLA,PSN whatever. Now is the time.
Valiant Hearts:The Great War is rated T.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Critics Consensus:Think Like A Man Too

Hi! We are Critics Consensus.  We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the sequel to Think Like A Man!
In the last couple of years we've seen a spike in black comedy films. No not black comedy like dark humor,black comedy like actual black comedians. The most notable one being Kevin Hart for example. Well hes back again in the all new Think Like A Man Too. Let's see how it us shall we?
Not surprisingly Think Like A Man Too has all the worst mistakes in all the worst places. It's got a 22% on RottenTomatoes, an average score of 4.6,a 37 on Metacritic,and has some preferably bad statements from critics. Such as "this movie will detach your corneas" from RichardRoeper "everything about the film smacks up laziness from RogerEbert.com and "straight up obnoxious" from Blu-ray.com.
You got the point. Don't see this one folks.
Think Like A Man Too is rated PG-13.