Critics Consensus: The Guilt Trip

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Seth Rogen's new movie.

Oh hey Seth Rogen! I nearly forgot about you! Actually I did. Oh your starring in this movie? Imma walk away now.
The Guilt Trip is about Seth Rogen and Barbra Streisand. Streisand is Rogen's mom and they go on a road trip. Typical holiday movie that everybody forgets about. My evidence is that it has a 36% percent, being not called funny by Globe And Mail,Christian Science Monitor saying that Rogen and Streisand have no chemistry and Time Out New York calling the script lazy.
Overall do not see this movie. Im sorry Seth. This did not go well.
The Guilt Trip is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus: Jack Reacher

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Jack Reacher Tom Cruise's newest movie!

Some people think Tom Cruise is a crazy after his fiasco with Katie Holmes and Scientology. However if you say he makes a lot of bad movies I will punch you in the face. A couple of critics will join me.
Jack Reacher has an average plot about some sniper doing some sniper stuff. Tom Cruise can save this movie right? The answer is a 61%. Wow you barely saved that. Why? Well The Hollywood Reporter said that the performance was what saved the movie and also the amazing fighting cinematography. If you can kick a person that hard well Wow. The thing that shoots Jack Reacher in the face is it's cliches, and every critic hated it for that. Cough Wall Street Journal Cough.
Overall only see this movie if you wanna.
Jack Reacher is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus Special:Quickie Update

So the blog has been having some positive changes and more views. Thank You! Also the new Cirque De Soliel movie came out but does not have enough reviews to do a consensus about. 

Overall for that movie it's getting meh reviews. Only see it if you wanna.

Critics Consensus:This is 40

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is This is 40 the sort of sequel to Knocked Up. Or as the commercials like to call it.

Well this movie came out of nowhere. " Hey we're making a sequel to Knocked Up! (Well Sort Of).
This is 40 is about the characters Pete and Debbie and as they turn 40. Luckily This Is 40 does not have an ironic score (40) but it still has not a good one. (58) Entertainment Weekly gave one of the few highly positive reviews (Ohh , Entertainment Weekly) saying that when This is 40 is funny it is comedy gold. It has good acting as Christian Science Monitor explained but overall This Is 40 is a disappointment to Knocked Up fans. It does not have the heart or soul.
Overall only see this movie if you wanna.
This Is 40 is rated R.

Critics Consensus: Zero Dark Thirty

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Zero Dark Thirty the new movie from the director of The Hurt Locker, Katherine Bigelow.

Well the time has come. The sort of spiritual successor to The Hurt Locker has been released. As expected it's frackin amazing. 

The Onion's A.V. Club praised that the narrative in the movie locks a dangerous power to beat other movies into the ground.  Big Picture Big Sound loved the character direction and also the the newly released character "Maya".  The most dominant thing about Zero Dark Thirty is it's directional style. To closed camera footage to dramatic scenes this film has it all.

Overall see this movie. It is only limited in theaters now but on January 5th your brains will be blown out of your skull. 

Zero Dark Thirty is rated R.