Critics Consensus: The Last Exorcism Part II

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the sequel to The Last Exorcism.

The Last Exorcism was one of the last good horror movies before Paranormal Activity killed everything into shaky cam. It was original and gripping. Nothing was better than it. Well some Hollywood Executives are in their pool drinking their martini's saying "goddamn we are so smart." 

The acting is okay and that's all The Last Exorcism Part II has going for it. Slant Magazine complained about the horrible dialogue and Movie Nation said that the movie was worse than The Devil Inside. Really? It's that bad? Ok we'll I think we need a SWAT Team to get all these viewers of the movie out now.

Overall do not see this movie. I COMMAND YOU!

The Last Exorcism Part II is rated R.

Critics Consensus:Stoker

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new horror movie with Nicole Kidman.

I have good news and bad news for you. Stoker is a great movie. Well not exactly great compared to Argo but I'm hoping for another 2012 where all the good movies come out in the end. The bad news is that this is the only good movie that comes out this week. That was a bit stupid to think Jack The Giant Slayer and 21 And Over would be good movies but whatever.

Stoker does not have the best writing as explained by The Boston Globe but the acting is amazing and the film's scares are worth the whole experience. Hey Empire gave the film a 100\100 and they are pretty hard critics to impress. Maybe a 69% does not mean too much.

Overall see this movie.

Stoker is rated R.

Critics Consensus: Jack The Giant Slayer

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Jack The Giant Slayer.

Remember a few years ago where everybody was like "Hollywood truly is running out of ideas?" Well I don't remember it being as bad as this. Just like Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters this had a troubled development and it was pretty obvious it was only made by Hollywood to make money. Well they achieved their goal cause I know that some idiot will see this movie.

The New York Post had one of the more positive reviews and explained how the movie was like a junior Lord Of The Rings, but NPR and Film.com complained about the film's CGI and how the film was so forgettable. This film is crying the word "HEY IM CRAP, BUT A LOT OF MONEY WENT INTO ME SO PLEASE SEE ME, PLEASE?

Overall only see this movie if you really want to.

Jack The Giant Slayer is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus:21 And Over

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is 21 And Over a new comedy.

21 And Over is an example of false movie advertising. "From The Writers Of The Hangover" the poster bellows. This movie was probably created before The Hangover was such a big hit. So basically this is Jon Lucas and Scott Moore's worst work being created only to make money.
And when movies do that critics like USA Today complain about the film's inappropriate and immature scenes. Ted was funny. Not this. You know your movie is a piece of rubbish where one of the scenes is someone eating a tampon. I can hear a bunch of laughs from stupid college kids.
Overall 21 And Over is a piece of crap. Don't this or 21. Oh a new trend.
21 And Over is rated R.