Friday, June 29, 2012

Critics Consensus: Tyler Perry's Madea's Witness Protection

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular daily critics opinion for the newest video games and movies! Today it is Madea's Witness Protection yet another Tyler Perry movie.
Tyler Perry movies have a record of being bad but not as low as a  14% on Rotten Tomatoes bad. Ugh even talking about this is gonna be painful. Madea's Witness Protection is another movie in the Madea series and this one deals with witness protection. Literally you can tell from the title. Mostly what critics complained about was the lack of laughs which was referenced by The A.V Club in their review, and most critics complained about why these movies get made. For instance The Hollywood Reporter said that the series was getting tired. Cole Smithy even called people who do not like Tyler Perry movies to be damned if they see it. Ouch.
Overall run away from this one. Literally. If this was a person it would be a booger eating, obese, racist, and deformed human being. (Sorry, Tyler Perry.)


Tyler Perry's Madea's Witness Protection is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus: People Like Us

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular daily critics opinion for the newest video games and movies! Today it is People Like Us a new family dramadey made by Dreamworks.
People Like Us's title is ironic because the reviews are meh. For example Leonard Martin,Film.com and other critics complained about the movie being too slow. The writing and the acting are good as Richard Roeper said but the movie falls flat because it feels like a boring soap opera. Movies are movies not soap operas.
Overall only see this if you really want to. Hey the kid on the poster is cute.


People Like Us is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus: Magic Mike

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular daily critics opinion for the newest video games and movies! Today it is Magic Mike a movie about male strippers. (How Awkward.)


Let's get to the truth here. Channing Tatum has been in a bucketload of crappy movies. 
Critics say Magic Mike is ridiculous but there is some fun here and there. Magic Mike has garnered mostly positive reviews strangely and even USA Today praised Channing Tatum's acting and Doodle loved the cinematography. But Magic Mike is not a movie for everyone. It's user score on Metacritic is a 5.5 while it's critics score is a 7.2.
Overall see this movie if you really wanna. Male Strippers is a uncomfortable subject.


Magic Mike is rated R.

Critics Consensus: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim- Dawnguard

NOTE: This is our 100th post. On Monday we will either have a My Personal Opinion or a 100th post recap. 
Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular daily critics opinion for the newest video games and movies! Today it is a new add-on for the colossal game Skyrim.
Skyrim is one of the best if not the best games of 2011. After about 6 months they delivered an add-on that has a  overused cliche. Vampires. Just like Harley Quinn's Revenge this is amazing DLC but has well not so much content.  While some critics like IGN and Eurogamer were mad by the price Dawnguard is a great update but do not expect Skyrim amount's of content.
The only no complaint review was Official Xbox Magazine with a 9.0 and that was pretty much it believe it or not.
Overall get this DLC but if you eat content really fast you will be surprised at how fast this went and be disappointed.


The Elder Scrolls IV: Skyrim - Dawnguard is rated M.

Critics Consensus: Ted

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular daily critics opinion for the newest video games and movies! Today it is Ted the new movie debut from the creator of Family Guy.
To put it in simple words Ted is an adult version of Alvin And The Chipmunks except with no ear bleeding music or a threesome of CGI characters. Well critics say that Ted is one of the funniest movies since Bridesmaids but it does not have it's faults. About.com,Flixist.com and ReviewsOnTheRun called Ted hilarious. Even Scott C Jones said that he was laughing far long after a certain funny scene was over. Though Scene Stealers.com did call Ted too over the top. 
Overall you should go see Ted. If you did not want to see it then don't see it but if you do run to the theater right now. 


Ted is rated R.