Saturday, February 9, 2013

Critics Consensus: Fire Emblem: Awakening

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new Fire Emblem game.

Fire Emblem: Awakening is a noticeable release for any Nintendo 3DS owner. Why? Well it was originally supposed to be released as a launch title for the 3DS back in 2011 then was delayed to early 2012 and was delayed another year to Q1 2013. It's finally out of development hell and surprisingly it has a 91 on Metacritic. That means universal acclaim.
Fire Emblem: Awakening is so good that there has not been a single negative review for it. Not even a review that is an 8.0! It was called the reason to buy a 3DS from The Escapist, IGN said that it had the best production value for a 3DS game yet, and NintendoWorldReport praised the fluid gameplay and not encountering a single glitch or bug in the whole game. Lastly GamesBeat praised the writing.
Overall I think you should buy this game. If your'e birthday is coming up and you do not have a 3DS. Well it's pretty obvious the first game you should purchase.
Fire Emblem :Awakening is rated T.

Critics Consensus: Identity Thief

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Identity Thief a new comedy based around identity thieves.

Identity Thief is truly ironic. I'm just gonna say it's a bad movie then and there and we can laugh about what the critics say later. Why Identity Thief is truly ironic is because it's story revolves around Melissa McCarthy as Sandy Bigelow Patterson who is an Identity Thief. Bigelow is the last name of the director of Zero Dark Thirty and The Hurt Locker. Those movies are far superior than this piece of crap.
Identity Thief was called stupid by Salon.com and Sloppy from the Toronto Star. ReviewsOnTheRun complained about how the film is so repetitive with it's scenes and how there is usually a good joke every fifteen minutes. If i were to watch Identity Thief I would watch it with a rewind button.
Overall do not see this movie.
Identity Thief is rated R. 

Critics Consensus: Side Effects

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Side Effects a new movie with Chaning Tatum and guess what? He doesn't take his shirt off!
Side Effects has been under a lot of popularity. It has Chaning Tatum. Yes that is one thing. Though the other is that it is director Steven Soderberg's last feature film. As rumored. Sometimes things like these disappoint  Let's hope Side Effects does not have that many Side Effects to making a weak last attempt for a movie.
Luckily Side Effects only has one side effect as Steve Zaragoza from The New Movie Thing Show said. "The first 10 minutes loll and are boring." Luckily it is not more than ten minutes because Side Effects is getting amazing reviews from critics for it's great writing and brilliant acting. Especially with Chaning Tatum who is now breaking the stereotype of his roles.
Overall see this movie. You have too.
Side Effects is rated R.