Wednesday, July 31, 2013

One Of The Worst:Scourge:Outbreak

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new downloadable squad based shooter from UFO Interactive? Those are the same people who make the Chuck-E-Cheese games. This is gonna be one of those days isn't it?
Scourge Outbreak is a typical cover based shooter covered in a layer of crap. Here's why.

  • Scourge Outbreak has a 41 on Metacritic and has not gotten a single positive review.
  • It sometimes starts you from the wrong checkpoint when you resume the game.
  • There is an hour long span between checkpoints.
  • The aiming is all wonky and off.
  • Textures do not properly place in
  • Everyeye.it called it one of the poorest games of this generation.
That should be enough to not make you buy this game. Too bad The Last Of Us has been one of the only good games to come out this summer.
Scourge:Outbreak is rated M.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

One Of The Worst: Pacific Rim The Game

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the video game tie-in for Pacific Rim!
I don't know if you remember but when the similar robot fighting movie Real Steel came out there was a god-awful video game tie-in for it. In fact Ben Silverman of Yahoo Games said it was the first time he had thrown a controller in fifteen years.
Well I was looking at Pacific Rim's not so great reviews (40 or below from IGN, IGN Italia and even a 20 from DarkZero) and noticed that the company had made Real Steel. Oh no. This is gonna be one of those days isn't it? SpazioGames called it one of the worst fighting games on Xbox Live and Eurogamer Italy complained about the pacing.
Overall do not get this game. (And I feel bad for saying this because Pacific Rim deserves some form of money after Grown Ups 2 destroyed it at the box office)
Pacific Rim The Game is rated E10+.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

My Personal Opinion: Pacific Rim

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is me reviewing Pacific Rim!
What makes me really sad is that Pacific Rim opened up to lukewarm box office success due to the competitor that was Grown-Ups 2. Now this makes me hate Grown-Ups 2 and Adam Sandler even more but makes me love Pacific Rim even more. Pacific Rim is not your typical Godzilla fest because Del Toro wants it to have substance. Yes I was not emotionally attached to the characters for the whole time but I felt that I definitely was happy with what I was presented with. Oh yah. One last mention. If this movie was muted it would still be amazing because of the breathtaking special effects. Man it looks good. My only complaint is that it dragged a little at the end but to be honest I don't really care.
Pacific Rim is getting a 8.5 out of 10 from me.

Critics Consensus:Blue Jasmine

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Woody Allen's new film!
In 2011, Woody Allen hit it big with Midnight In Paris. In 2012 he made To Rome With Love a spiritual successor of sorts. But in 2013 he changed it after To Rome With Love was not a critical darling. Instead Blue Jasmine is a comedy drama. Will it be a turn of events for Allen?
Blue Jasmine is looking to be a critical darling.
Thankfully Blue Jasmine hits all the right notes. The performance from Cate Blanchett is amazing and even made the Wall Street Journal give the movie a 10\10 and USA Today called it one of Allen's best films in years. Good day to be a Woody Allen fan.
Overall see this movie.
Blue Jasmine is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus:Fruitvale Station

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new drama about the murder of Oscar Grant.
In 2006, Crash won for best picture. It was a good movie but some people argue it should not have won. Crash was a racial biopic and it was pretty good. But now Fruitvale Station a new movie about the Oscar Grant Bart murder, is now in movie form. 
And it's pretty damn good. It's fierce intense performances (Micheal B. Jordan especially) and more than fleshed out script make Fruitvale Station a must-see. There is now way that this movie will not grasp a couple of Oscar nods or even Oscars. It's just that good.
Overall I don't care if you have to drive an hour to find this movie in a theater. You need to see it in one way or another now.
Fruitvale Station is rated R.

Critics Consensus: The Wolverine

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the new Wolverine movie!
X-Men Origins:Wolverine was a gargantuan flop. It did bad with critics and audiences and thanks to bad word of mouth, 20th Century Fox did not have another Wolverine movie for four years. But Marvel is hitting it back with somewhat of a Wolverine reboot? Is this worse than Origins and have Wolverine's day's past or is it a big hitter for the summer.
Well based off of critics, neither. The Wolverine has gotten a lot of good reviews (Washington Post,Salon.com,Variety)mediocre reviews ( Arizona Republic,Empire, Total Film) and a lot of bad reviews. (Time Out New York,Film.Com,Time Out London.) It's certainly a mixed bag with good acting from Hugh Jackman and cool special effects but does cascade with a wonky script.
Overall only see this if you want to.
The Wolverine is rated PG-13.


Wednesday, July 24, 2013

My Personal Opinion:Despicable Me 2

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is me reviewing Despicable Me 2.
Usually if I see an animated movie it's PIXAR because they make the definition of quality. But Pixar has been kind of failing. I hated Cars 2 and Brave and Monsters University was OK. Thankfully the Despicable Me series came when Pixar was out of it's run and it's actually worth seeing in a theater crowded full of nine year olds. Yep I said it. I can stand all of those stupid cheers when the movie is actually that good. Thanks Universal.
Despicable Me 2 is getting a 9.0 out of 10 from me.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Critics Consensus:The Conjuring

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is The Conjuring a new horror movie from the creators of Paranormal Activity.
The Conjuring has been getting really good reviews and a really good audience reception. It's Warner Bros new big horror hit. But that seemed weird because it's made from the SAW creators.
Well that does not matter because the Conjuring is that good. It's scary at every turn as ReviewsOnTheRun said and amazing acting as Time Out New York stated. The Conjuring might as well be this year's Cabin In The Woods.
Overall just see it.
The Conjuring is rated R.

Critics Consensus: Only God Forgives

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Only God Forgives the spiritual successor to Drive!

In 2011 a little movie called Drive came out that knocked everybody's socks off and proved a successful acting career for Ryan Gosling. Drive had an amazing script, beautiful direction and an Oscar worthy performance from Ryan Gosling.
When Only God Forgives was released at the Cannes Film Festival critics canned it. Now that the film is in more theaters we know thats because of it's dull script and a laughable story. (Cited:Washington Post)  Let's just hope that Refn does not become the next Shyamalan and watch Drive again.
Overall only see this movie if you really want to.
Only God Forgives is rated R.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Critics Consensus:Turbo

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the new animated movie Turbo! Let's see how this does against Planes.
It's interesting to see if audiences will fall for original films for kids. Maybe that's why Pixar has been making so many sequels? Anyway we're off track. Let's get back on the track of Turbo.
Turbo has not been doing so strong at the box office and maybe that's because a story about a snail is not compelling to audiences but it's more than that as the movie drags and is too long as The Playlist said and Decent Films Guide for complaining about no character development. Turbo might be somewhat of a fun movie to see with kids if you have them but it's certainly not a Despicable Me.
Overall only see this with your kids.
Turbo is rated PG.


Critics Consensus: RED 2

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the sequel to the cult classic that was RED!
RED was great for it's over the top humour and intense action. It also had a cast of Bruce Willis and John Malkovich. What more could you ask for? A sequel?
Well RED 2 has hit it into theaters and unfortunately its fallen to this weeks case of bad movie syndrome. It's obviously a quick cash in even though the actors are trying to make it more than that which is probably why it has a 40% but overall this just falls flat.
Overall only see this if you want to.
RED 2 is rated PG-13.

One Of The Worst:R.I.P.D

Note:This posts have come late due to two My Personal Opinions being churned up.
Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is R.I.P.D. a quick Men In Black ripoff! Damnit.
Thankfully Universal has farted out two original films in the same week. Well Turbo is just well, I'll talk about that travesty later but what about R.I.P.D?
So uh R.I.P.D has not gotten a single positive review on Metacritic with critics like Variety and Entertainment Weekly stating it's dry script and Examiner.com said that the CGI was bountiful  but too bountiful. R.I.P.D has not been racking in big numbers either. It's definitely this years Rock Of Ages.
Overall no. Maybe a Netflix rental when you are drunk but even thats not satisfying the bad aftertaste this movie has.
R.I.P.D is rated PG-13.

Thursday, July 18, 2013

One Of The Worst:R.I.P.D. The Game

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is R.I.P.D The Game. Aliens Colonial Marines and Star Trek, meet your maker.

Aliens:Colonial Marines meet your maker. Out of all the bad titles this year such as Ride To Hell and Dark which are some of the worst titles of this generation, R.I.P.D is probably one of the worst titles of this year. Here's Why:
  • The game is a complete carbon copy of God Mode a game that the developers recently released.
  • Online Multiplayer levels are endless
  • One of Game Informer's editors called it worse than Ride To Hell:Retribution
  • The game has no tutorial or instruction
  • The aiming is sluggish as a  dead horse.
  • The gameplay is repetitive and is basically the same every level with no new objectives.
Overall stay clear away from this one. It's no Ride To Hell but it's certainly atrocious. 
R.I.P.D is rated T.


Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Critics Consensus: NCAA Football 14

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the latest NCAA Football.

NCAA Football games are usually drowned out by the annual Madden releases which sell millions of copies. Die hard football fans usually don't pay that much attention to NCAA after Madden is released but will this years NCAA change that?
Sadly looks like this year's NCAA is just a regular NCAA. Yes it has gotten a few very positive reviews from Machinima and GamesRadar praising it's robust offering of modes and solid gameplay. However critics like IGN and Game Informer did not call NCAA Football 14 the full package for no gigantic improvements. Guess you can't please everyone.
Overall only get this if you want to.
NCAA Football 14 is rated E

Sunday, July 14, 2013

One Of The Worst:Grown Ups 2

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new Grown-Ups movie. I'm out of here. I QUIT!!!
I'm going to list the most atrocious things about Grown Ups 2. Just so you have no hope in Adam Sandler's career.

  • Grown-Ups 2 has gotten only one positive review. Which site you might ask? Entertainment Weekly. You better trust them because their idiots.
  • It has a 7% on Rotten Tomatoes.
  • The trailers first joke revolves around deer pee.
  • Jokes about big boobs.
  • There is a ten minute deer pee scene.
  • Taylor Lautner attempts comedy.
  • More jokes about big boobs.
  • 20 on Metacritic.
Overall just no.
Grown Ups 2 is rated R.

Critics Consensus:Pacific Rim

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Pacific Rim the new Godzilla-esque robot epic!
You might make a horrible mistake this weekend. But if you're reading this you probably have not made that mistake and that is to see Grown-Ups 2 instead of Pacific Rim. Now Pacific Rim is not an amazing movie but is certainly worth your money. Here's why.
Pacific Rim is a perfect movie for the summer. A Godzilla movie has not come out in a decade so Pacific Rim wants to bring a new twist to that. The problem about Pacific Rim that ReviewsOnTheRun and Slate stated is that there is no character development and it does not feel like anybody is in danger. But the movie looks beautiful and is great to watch so I guess you could forget that and see it.
Overall see this movie if you want to.
Pacific Rim is rated PG-13.

Friday, July 12, 2013

Critics Consensus: Game & Wario

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the new Wario game!
Nintendo Land came out last year for the Wii U and it was somewhat of a hit. However it was not critically acclaimed due to not being enough games for a party player group. Well Nintendo wants to give us something to chew before Nintendo Land's DLC. So let's give it a try.
Well too bad Game & Wario is a complete carbon copy of Nintendo Land. Some of the minigames are very fun like the midnight game like ReviewsOnTheRun stated but just like Nintendo Land it's only fun with a lot of people. No wonder it earned a 61 on Metacritic.
Overall only get this if you want to.
Game & Wario is rated E.


Tuesday, July 9, 2013

One Of The Worst: Dark

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Dark a new vampire stealth game.
So Kalypso is a small production company. The biggest franchises they have are probably Tropico and Sins Of The Successor. Well Tropico 3 was probably their biggest hit. So the money they got from that they wanted to make a vampire stealth game called Dark.
Holy Crap. GameInformer called Dark one of the worst games of this generation saying that Ride To Hell:Retribution was better than it. The AI is horrific,and the production costs are horribly bad. The plot starts and is never mentioned again and IGN said Vampire Rain was Metal Gear Solid compared to this.
Overall just no. Just no.
Dark is rated M.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Critics Consensus: The Lone Ranger

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is The Lone Ranger a reboot of the classic radio show.

You know a movie's bad when it's predictable in both ways. The Lone Ranger cost 250 million to make and audiences and critics alike thought it was not going to do very well. Well box office numbers have come in and its doing horribly and guess what to? The plot is also predictable. 
The Lone Ranger is tedious, repetitive, and long. The movie looks good as NPR said and ReviewsOnTheRun praised Armie Hammer's performance but this movie was hellbound anyway. Now way to save it.
Overall do not see this movie.
The Lone Ranger is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus:Despicable Me 2

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the sequel to Despicable Me!


Remember how Pixar shined the market in animation a couple years back? Well underdogs started arriving into the stage especially Despicable Me which now has a sequel but the question yells is it any good. Surprisingly yes.
Despicable Me 2 is one of those rare movies where every single person working on it works their ass off. The movie looks beautiful and Steve Carell is an amazing voice actor for Gru as ReviewsOnTheRun said. Despicable Me 2 is proof that animated movies can now be refreshing.
Overall see this movie now.
Despicable Me 2 is rated PG. 



Friday, July 5, 2013

Critics Consensus:The Walking Dead:400 Days

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is The Walking Dead:400 Days!
The Walking Dead was one of the big hitters of 2012 (game or show) and even won a few Game Of The Year awards. Actually a lot more than a few. But now with a new episode can Telltale unearth the amazing emotional experience that was Season 1?
Well Telltale hit the nail in the head literally again. Polygon-90 IGN Italia-85 Game Informer-80, 400 Days is amazing. Too bad its just a little too short.
Overall get this game. Its only $5!
The Walking Dead:400 Days is rated M.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Critics Consensus:Company Of Heroes 2

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Company Of Heroes 2!!!
Remember 2006? Remember 2006 and how it had that shining star? The shining star being Company Of Heroes? Well let's face it. Now strategy is a dying genre being killed by big blockbuster shooters. So can Company Of Heroes 2 live up to the seven year hype? Let's find out. 
Good news and bad news. Company Of Heroes is an amazing game as critics such as Destructoid, Cheat Code Central, and Strategy Informer stated. The gameplay is top-notch filled with great graphics and a compelling storyline. The only problem is that it's more of the same but I'm sure a Company Of Heroes fan will still love it.
Overall get this game.
Company Of Heroes 2 is rated M.