Saturday, March 16, 2013

Critics Consensus:Starcraft II:Heart Of The Swarm

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a StarCraft II expansion pack.
So let's say you are a avid PC gamer if you are not one already. The servers on SimCity are down and you just finished TombRaider. Well if you have Starcraft 2 I have some good news for you. There's a new expansion pack that's getting really good reviews.
 For the multiplayer Vandal Online said that it  was enthralling,Edge Magazine called the single player massively enjoyable and 3DJuegos said that the campaign was solid. So ya. Here you go. Are you happy yet? 
Overall get this game.
Starcraft 2:Heart Of The Swarm is rated T.


Critics Consensus:Spring Breakers

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Spring Breakers a movie which it's two major selling points are Skrillex and cleavage.  Well this movie is going to go good at the box office.

Well this movie is getting good reviews. That's surprising to me. Like I know Harmony Korine is a great director and all that but I expected this film to get bad reviews. If you see the trailer you know what I mean. But it's getting good reviews. Imma gonna clap my hands forever because two perverted titles that have come out this week are getting good reviews. CLAP CLAP CLAP.
At least one critic agreed with me by saying that this film was just Girls Gone Wild.  Thank you New York Post. But then again two critics gave it a 10\10 for it being hilariously funny. It's also Saints Row 3 over the top. OK this is changing my opinion a little bit.
Overall see this movie if you want to.
Spring Breakers is rated R.

Critics Consensus: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is the Talladega Nights of a magician. If you know what I mean.

Steve Carell,Steve Buschemi,Jim Carrey and Alan Arkin. They're magicians. So how can this movie possibly fail? I hate this quote because it does not mean jack. A script means everything actors, meh.... Just look at Rotten Tomatoes  I am significantly disappointed.
Time Magazine said it was semi-bad and sometimes it was funny but usually the script fails in every direction because it's not funny enough, predictable and gripping. Like how I have not even seen the movie and I already know the ending. It's like a Megamind script.
Overall only see this movie if you want to. A-List Actors do not mean its a good movie and plus all the laughs are in the trailer.
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone is rated PG-13.