Friday, March 29, 2013

Critics Consensus: G.I. Joe:Retaliation

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new G.I. Joe movie.
Before I talk about how bad this movie is, I just want to point something out. This movie mostly is not marketed to G.I Joe fans, it's marketed towards five year old kids who want to see explosions because they have a G.I Joe action figure. If you think I'm lying guess what? NPR and the Toronto Globe And Mail totally agreed with me so in your face.
Slant Magazine praised the sound editing, but just like Bullet To The Head that's the only good thing about this movie. You know when you have Channing Tatum,Dwayne Johnson, and Bruce Willis in the same movie, well nothing's gonna be spectacular but the sound editing. The performances are crap,the effects and script are generic and there's just too many guns like Movie Nation said. I mean literally when you are carrying guns out of your asshole it's a little bit stupid.
Overall do not see this movie.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation is rated PG-13.

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