Critics Consensus Special: Quickie Update 2

So the Oscar nominations should becoming any day now. That day will announce my nominations. The next week I will say the winners.

Critics Consensus: Promised Land

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Promised Land, Matt Damon's new movie.

Promised Land came out in limited release at the very end of the year just like a bunch of other movies. Usually that's a hit or miss. Sadly no Oscar buzz has come for Promised Land. Here's why.

Promised Land is about a big business versus a small community owned town. It seems interesting but where most critics threw the hatchet is it's final 15 minutes. (ReelViews,New York Post,Time) I do not want to spoil but everything derails from there.

Overall rent this. Unless you really want to see it.

Promised Land is rated R.

Critics Consensus: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D.

Every year the first movie is a horror movie. It is rated R, Not screened before critics and usually has no big name actors. Texas Chainsaw 3D has Trey Songz and he's a rapper for Pete's Sake. This does not look good.

Texas Chainsaw 3D is the regular plot of a Leatherface movie. He's comin with a damn chainsaw and you better run fast or your pretty much dead. The highest big name review I could find was a couple of 60's from The A.V. Club and Variety. Also the positive reception that was only getting this a 32% is that the end is a new take for horror movies. Still sucks though because nearly all of the movie is super generic as Slant Magazine stated.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre is rated R.

Critics Consensus: The Hobbit

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is me reviewing The Hobbit.

Score:8\10
Many people will be disappointed by The Hobbit. It's because it is not as epic as all the other Lord Of The Rings films. Too be honest I do not thing you should judge something by comparing. (Ex: Well Skyfall is a great movie but Casino Royale is better so Skyfall sucks) That is probably why I did not hate The Hobbit. It is well performed and the 48fps you will get used too. Trust me. My eyes nearly fell out of their sockets at the start of the film.
The Hobbit is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus: Parental Guidance

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Parental Guidance a new comedy starring Billy Crystal.

Well Billy Crystal has not appeared in a movie since who knows when and that is usually a bad sign when you are coming back to Hollywood and producing another movie. Especially when it's a Christmas comedy. When was the last time that was good news?
Parental Guidance stars Billy Crystal and Bette Middler as grandparents taking care of their kids over the holidays. Most of the actors in the movie are talented child actors who have just fallen into a movie that will not diminish their career but not help it in anyway possible because Parental Guidance has only one positive review on Metacritic, called dated from Sun Online,and The Los Angeles Times calling the script lazy.
Overall do not see this movie. 
Parental Guidance is rated PG-13.