Monday, September 10, 2012

Critics Consensus: Bachelorette

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Bachelorette a new romantic comedy.
Remember Bridesmaids?  Well a new movie that is very similar to Bridesmaids has come out. Only problem is that it is not that good as Bridesmaids. Reviews were very mixed such as Reelviews giving it a 0 out of 10 and using the word "damnation" to describe the movie while The New York Times gave it a 9 out of 10 and called it the female equivalent of The Hangover. The acting was the most praised by critics and the Boston Globe liked Kirsten Dunst's performance. The thing about Bachelorette is that it is not as funny as it should be. Just read the New York Post review.
Overall see this movie if you wanna and do not see it if you do not want to see it.

Bachlorette is rated R.

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Critics Consensus: The Cold Light Of The Day

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is The Cold Light Of The Day a new action movie.

Beware of the Lionsgate curse. The Lionsgate curse is a very bad disease in which you see a crappy Lionsgate movie. Movies that are affiliated with the Lionsgate curse are The Possession, What To Expect When You're Expecting,Step Up Revolution,Madea's Witness Protection and now The Cold Light Of The Day. Entertainment Weekly said that this was a ripoff of The Bourne Identity in a bad way, CommonSenseMedia called it amazingly dumb and lastly The New York Times called it a catastrophe.
Overall do not see this movie but recommend it to an enemy. The enemy will want to die.

The Cold Light Of The Day is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus: Mark of The Ninja

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Mark Of The Ninja a new game from the same people that brought you Shank.
Remember Shank? Remember Eets? Well those same guys that brought you those games have brought you Mark Of The Ninja. It has one point away from getting a 90 on Metacritic and it is not like that is and easy thing to do. Official Xbox Magazine said it was a brilliant approach to stealth games, EGM praised the games mechanics and in game items, EDGE Magazine praised the visuals and lastly IGN called it a contender for Xbox Live Game Of The Year 2012. 
Overall is that enough to make you wanna get the game because you should no matter what.

Mark Of The Ninja is rated M.

Critics Consensus: The Words

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is The Words a new drama starring Bradley Cooper.
The Words stars Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana in a story about a book-writer accused for plagiarism. Well ironically critics did not really say good words about the words. The only positive things about this movie are the performances which were praised by ReelViews but The New York Post said that it was funny unintentionally which pretty mush means the script is pretty screwed up right there and The New York Post said the soundtrack was syrupy and they complained about the direction.
Overall do not see this movie.

The Words is rated PG-13.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Critics Consensus: The Flying Swords Of The Dragon Gate

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new Jet Li movie with a really long title and stuff.
The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate

Jet Li has a new movie. Jet Li has a new movie that is only in IMAX and is strictly based on Chinese culture. Jet Li has a new movie that is only in IMAX, is strictly based on Chinese culture and is OK. Woah that was a mouthful. The new flying swords dragon gate whatever the heck it is called was called a chunky spectacle by the Los Angeles Times and The Playlist called it entertaining but mostly this movie is just dumb fun. So only see it if you wanna.
Overall only see this movie if you want to.

The Flying Swords Of The Dragon Gate is rated R.