Thursday, February 28, 2013

Critics Consensus: Dynasty Warriors 7: Empires

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new Dynasty Warriors game!
Sometimes when there is a video game drought you just gotta cover that Dynasty Warriors game that comes out every week. Dynasty Warriors has gotten less and less stellar according to critics with each installment and no offense to Dynasty Warriors fans reading this blog, this is another one of those.
Push Square said that the role playing mechanics and hack and slash gameplay is fun, and IGN said that this would be an okay installment for fans but as the problem with every Dynasty Warriors game is that it is way too repetitive.
Only get this game if you wanna.
Dynasty Warriors Empires is rated T.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

My Personal Opinion:Oscars 2013

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is me judging The Oscars.
Be Warned! Here is where I will ramble and rant about The 2013 Oscars. 
First of all Seth Macfarlane was an OK host. He made some funny jokes and I feel that if I say that I liked anything from his catalog would be offensive to some people. He was funny but not funny enough.
2nd of all I'm happy that Argo won best picture. I feel like either Amour or Beasts Of The Southern Wild should have won to go in a more indie direction which most of the recent Oscars have done.
3rd of all Jennifer Lawrence should not have won. Why? Well she's an amazing actor however she is going to have other chances in her life where she is eligible for an Oscar. Give it to Emmanuelle Riva. No offense but 92 year old's might not be nominated for another one because well their dead.
4th of all Daniel Day Lewis I was happy with, but I feel like every movie should have one something. Nothing big for Beasts Of The Southern Wild or Zero Dark Thirty. What the hell is this?
5th of all and lastly they wasted too much time. I Can See Your Boobs? Not only offensive but stupid and non-resourceful as well. That's a joke you put in Family Guy or the Cleveland Show, Seth.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Critics Consensus: Assassin's Creed 3: The Tyranny Of George Washington-Infamy

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Assassin's Creed DLC.
Assassin's Creed 3 was not a bad game but just a disappointment. You could not play as Connor until 11 hours in! Nerd Rage. Anyway Assassin's Creed 3: Liberation was also a disappointment. And then they announce Assassin's Creed 3 DLC. Please don't screw it up Ubisoft please don't- (Looks at Metacritic Score) GOD DA-
Console Monster said that the plot did not make any sense and was too minimal to the gameplay,and Eurogamer complained about how there was no vast open world and little AI like birds and bears. It's fun and  stuff I guess just only for a fan.
Overall only get this game if you wanna.
Assassins Creed 3: The Tyranny Of King Washington is rated M.

Critics Consensus: Snitch

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new movie with The Rock.
I had a joke I told my friends that you know when you are an idiot when you trip over a rock and sue it and the rock wins. Then one of my friends suggested that it depended on which type of rock you trip over. A regular piece of sediment from a sidewalk or the action movie superstar The Rock. He would probably win because he can buy all these lawyers from all these generic movies he makes and gets paid for.
Snitch. Nothing too new or interesting. It's better than most generic "OMMA GOD MY SONS GOT DA DRUGS AND NOW IMMMA GONNA BE IN THE SLAMMER IF I DONT KILL THESE BADDIES". But it's slightly better than that as critic from ReviewsOnTheRun Scott C Jones said.
Overall do not see this movie.
Snitch is rated PG-13.

Critics Consensus: Bless Me Ultima

Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Bless Me Ultima a new drama movie based off a controversial Mexican novel.
To be honest when I saw the trailer for Bless Me Ultima. I was a little bit confused. It looked like one of those movies that comes out of nowhere and wins a bunch of Oscars. Was I unaware of that? I looked at all the nominations. Then I realized it's based off a controversial Mexican novel and too be honest I knew it would be the only good movie coming out this week. The trailer looked like it was too good to be true.
The Hollywood Reporter said that this movie would please moviegoers, Christian Science Monitor praised the scene pacing and writing saying that it might be a tearjerker, and the movie itself is gripping. The only problem is that the movie is too short a rare problem of films which are 2-2 and a half hours long.
Overall see this movie.
Bless Me Ultima is rated PG-13.