Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Fun Size a new teen comedy about Halloween!
These movies are never good. Tween comedies. Every screen junkie should despise them. Which explains why Fun Size is a mess. It is more of like ice cream to kids but when you look at it in the eye you will find out it is just teen hormones at room temperature as The New York Post stated. That means all the humping jokes you could imagine. Tri City Herald said that this was the opposite of fun. More of like Dull Size. LOL
Overall do not see this movie.
Fun Size is rated PG-13.
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Saturday, October 27, 2012
Critics Consensus: Silent Hill:Revelation
Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a sequel to 2006's Silent Hill.
Silent Hill came out in 2006. It took six years to make a sequel. Like we needed one. For example a 17 out of 100 on Metacritic. Wait what! Even The Apparition has a higher score than that. Remember that? DON'T REMEMBER THAT! Slant magazine said that the movie had nothing to do with Silent Hill,The A.V Club affirmed that it was disjointed, Village Voice gave it a 0\100 and it has a lower score than The Apparition!
Overall do not see this movie. If someone recommended this movie to you and you saw it, roundhouse kick them in the face. Real hard.
Silent Hill: Revelation is rated R.
Critics Consensus: Cloud Atlas
Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is Cloud Atlas a new movie made by the directors of The Matrix.
Mixed Reviews Movie Moment Of The Month: Yes that was an alliteration but seriously this movie is getting really mixed reviews for example, Salon.com gave it a 10\10 saying that it was wildly entertaining and thrilling while L.A. Weekly gave it a 10\100 bellowing that it was boring and insipid. The Alantic explained that it was as emotionless as a Hallmark card while Giant Freaking Robot said that the good parts of the movie made up for the bad parts. The best thing about the movie whether you like it or not is the costume design. It is probably going to get an Oscar for that.
Overall only see this movie if you want to.
Cloud Atlas is rated R.
Mixed Reviews Movie Moment Of The Month: Yes that was an alliteration but seriously this movie is getting really mixed reviews for example, Salon.com gave it a 10\10 saying that it was wildly entertaining and thrilling while L.A. Weekly gave it a 10\100 bellowing that it was boring and insipid. The Alantic explained that it was as emotionless as a Hallmark card while Giant Freaking Robot said that the good parts of the movie made up for the bad parts. The best thing about the movie whether you like it or not is the costume design. It is probably going to get an Oscar for that.
Overall only see this movie if you want to.
Cloud Atlas is rated R.
Critics Consensus: Medal Of Honor:Warfighter
Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is a new Medal Of Honor game!
Shooters are probably the most profitable game genre this generation. However every company has it's faults. THQ's was last year with Homefront, and Electronic Arts had theirs with the game I am covering as you read, Medal Of Honor:Warfighter. Smosh Games complained about the repetitive scenes,IGN said that the campaign was confusing,GameReactor Sweden stated it was mediocre and finally Gametrailers explained that the game was sheer boredom.
Overall high production values can not save a crappy script. Do not buy this. You will regret every minute of it.
Medal Of Honor: Warfighter is rated M.
Shooters are probably the most profitable game genre this generation. However every company has it's faults. THQ's was last year with Homefront, and Electronic Arts had theirs with the game I am covering as you read, Medal Of Honor:Warfighter. Smosh Games complained about the repetitive scenes,IGN said that the campaign was confusing,GameReactor Sweden stated it was mediocre and finally Gametrailers explained that the game was sheer boredom.
Overall high production values can not save a crappy script. Do not buy this. You will regret every minute of it.
Medal Of Honor: Warfighter is rated M.
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Critics Consensus: The Sessions
Hi! We are Critics Consensus. We post the regular critics opinion for video games and movies! Today it is The Sessions a drama about a sick man who is trying to lose his virginity. Surprisingly this is under much Oscar buzz.
NOTE: I have decided that there will be five posts on Friday with Medal of Honor:Warfighter.
Whenever sex is portrayed in a movie it is usually shown in a silly or suggestive manner. Examples include American Pie, The Change-Up,Love and Other Drugs etc. Well this might be the first time that it is not shown in a way that is like "Hey guys it's funny because I'm ******* * ****" (censored because everybody is on the Internet) Even the New York Times praised this about the movie,Variety also declared that The Sessions humor is fantastic,Miami Herald stated that newcomer John Hawkes performance was amazing and lastly Matt Pais from RedEye said this movie was a crowd pleaser.
Overall this movie is fantastic but only see it if you want to because it is centered around sex. That's just awkward.
The Sessions is rated R.
NOTE: I have decided that there will be five posts on Friday with Medal of Honor:Warfighter.
Whenever sex is portrayed in a movie it is usually shown in a silly or suggestive manner. Examples include American Pie, The Change-Up,Love and Other Drugs etc. Well this might be the first time that it is not shown in a way that is like "Hey guys it's funny because I'm ******* * ****" (censored because everybody is on the Internet) Even the New York Times praised this about the movie,Variety also declared that The Sessions humor is fantastic,Miami Herald stated that newcomer John Hawkes performance was amazing and lastly Matt Pais from RedEye said this movie was a crowd pleaser.
Overall this movie is fantastic but only see it if you want to because it is centered around sex. That's just awkward.
The Sessions is rated R.
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